Do I have Chuunibyou?

Heya everyone! This is the first article in Deviru-sama watches anime. Going by my split personality, do I have Chuunibyou? Well, why go to a psych when I can watch a KyoAni anime to know that (cries in crippling anxiety). [You are ruining me, dammit. I am the fucking devil, I don’t get ruined (hellish sounds were made)]

First of all how the hell did KyoAni come up with this title. An event I witnessed from hell through my eye power thingy.

KyoAni Boss: We need a new anime. Think of something, dammit.

KyoAni employee: What about an anime with some cute high schoolgirls…

KB: Isn’t that K-On, Clannad, Haruhi, Hibike, etc.

KE: …with a boy and they all have chunibyou.

KB: Goddamit, Nagato you have struck gold here.

[All of this happened in Japanese]

After this rather successful meeting KyoAni started with the anime production.

[After some time]

KB: Now that we are all done with anime I still feel like we are missing something important.

KE: Sir, we just finished drawing cute girls and used our generic shonen male lead design #12. We still haven't written a story or assigned personality.

KB: Well, what are you waiting for? Use the standard CGDCT SOL template for story.
KE: Very well sir. But what about personality of girls.

KB: What are you on about, they just need to be cute. Girls dont have personalities and all.

KE: (with tears in his eyes)No wonder you are boss, boss.

KE: What about the boy? Does he need to do something?

KB: Hahahahahahahaha

KE: Hahahahahahahahaha

With the meeting now adjourned they released a successful KyoAni anime.

Fuckin Nagato. You piece of shit stain. Do I have chunnibyou dammit. I just watched 12 episodes of this mis-match of drama and comedy. Why they laughing and dancing till episode 10 and crying and shit the next 2 for no goddamn reason. What? You saying her father died and she turned to chunnibyou to cope up with her grief. Well, that’s a hell lot to process in last 2 episodes, when in the first 10 episodes you used the same joke, (hahahahaha like hey chunnibyou people think they are special, when they are ordinary,and they do weird things which are funny haahahaha) well, I don’t know many times (tries to count with my shadowy body with no fingers). What is this shitty imagination of devil, goddamit! How am I gonna show people the direction to apples without fingers, ffs.

Also, wasn't love supposed to happy and stuff. Sakura had a kid after loving Sasuke, Rikka here had a fucking depression. What am I gonna tell Persephone now? [Why are mythologies mixing here, lazy writing 101]

Even your own cute girls are getting depressed with your male leads, do something KyoAni [KyoAni proceeds to writes 10 more anime with male lead #12]. Well, it was bound to happen when your two leads acted like siblings in first 10 episodes and became lovers in next two. Incest is wincest only in hell.

In the 11th episode the show went from 1 to 100 like, I dont even know, a fast car. Episode 10 hey lets all play tag and have fun in life. Episode 11, my village burned down and everyone died. I do not watch KyoAni anime for such stuff. I could have watched Pyscho Pass 10th time for that. I watch to see some moe cute girls do some cute things and go waah!!! (Also to save money for psych and figure out if I have Chunnnibyou)

Also, kudos to Rikka’s sister (whatever her name was) to ask Rikka to snap out of her mental health problems and cheers on being real responsible adult while blackmailing a high schooler using his past association with mental health problems. Snap out of it, yeah I am cured. Fuck a psych, you fake magicians. (Wheres your wand dammit, you cant read my mind without it).

If there is one thing I have learnt by not punishing evil people on hell and using that time to browse twitter is that mental health is not to be made fun off (Is this the right of, I don’t know). You don’t automatically become better than a person with mental health, because you cope with reality differently. You don’t make fun of such people, you send them retard centers for them to get better. That’s what keeps you away from hell.

It really felt good to give my unsolicited review about a piece of art far better anything I have created. Also, do I look like someone who would bye?

Of course, I would say bye to you all. I am cultured unlike those peasants in my village who think god is stronger than Deviru.

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